Sixty three days since my son left me in this frickin place.
He said I broke his heart with the look on my face.
Almost all the men here are nasty old birds.
Trying to swoon me with their dirty words.
I should dance for them upon a table and make them pay a fee!
I’ll do a dandy job and collect enough cash to go free.
I have a jar of sequence, rhinestones and other treasures.
I bet those birds would love me in a bra made of feathers.
As they’re panting and drooling they will say,
Please take it off Helen we promise we’ll pay.
Yes, I can do this. I’m the young chick around here.
The men all love me and the women all sneer.
For a woman of seventy, I have a great rack.
Once I leave this prison, I will never look back.
I better get to work. The timing is just right!
Everyone will gather soon, for this is movie night!
This dancing plan is one of my best, for giving them all the slip.
But I’ll have to come up with something else or I may break a hip.
